MAN EATS TOO MANY POTATO CHIPS, ENDS UP IN REHAB
Malibu, CA - Reuben Shoals of Branson, MO has been checked into rehab after family and friends intervened on his life threatening habit.
Pringles are the addiction of Shoals, says his mother. "It's those promises they make. Once you pop. Well, he's not popping anymore and we can thank Pringles for ruining our lives," his mother angrily spoke to our reporters outside of the Betty Ford Clinic in Malibu, Ca.
Pringles have been known for some of their quotes, which are not unlike other potato chip companies like Frito-Lay who claims, "You can't eat just one." The promise of the Pringle is, "Once you pop, you can't stop." This promise has sent Shoals into a 3 month minimum stint at the clinic.
Shoals wasn't available for comment on Tuesday as reporters waited outside of the front door at the Betty Ford Center.
Pringles released this statement in a press conference. "We are concerned with the well being of Ruban. We want him to know that we appreciate him as a customer and stand by our product 100%. Our once you pop phrase is just a slogan. It's not something we expect to work. We do hope that Ruban and his entire family make it through this hardship."
The Shoals family are in talks with their attorney and are thinking of filing a motion against Pringles, claiming they put addictive substances in their potato chips to fulfill their promise of never stopping, after popping.
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As usual, people don't take responsbility for their actions. Pringles isn't responsible for Ruban's problems. Ruban is. Just like I've tried to tell my kids over the years. They don't listen, either. Loser kids.
Toni Relabic
loser kids, nice.
Why haven't you posted in a while? I feel sorry for Ruban and I was hoping to see a follow-up. I understand Toni Relabic's point about Ruban needing to take responsibility...but at what point does the maker of such addictive products take responsibility? It's like the intoxication of love...like with a friend of mine, Louis, who fell madly in love with his sign language teacher. He couldn't help who he loved!
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