Thursday, February 7, 2008

fight global warming with air conditioning

link found here:
www.tomorrowsnewshappenstoday.com/global_warming/cool

GROUP SETS OUT TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING

A few hundred advocates attempting to educate the public on the effects of global warming are taking a new stand today, calling it, "Project Cool Earth."

"We are all aware that we're at fault for global warming and it's not just some natural climate change. It's the fault of humans and we're taking responsibility for our actions."

The group plans on cooling the earth by placing 250 portable air conditioners outside of their homes. This, they feel, will help get some cold air back into the atmosphere.

"If everyone would join us, the polar ice caps wouldn't be melting. It wouldn't take long for us to reverse the effects of global warming. And right when we're at the perfect temperature, we'll turn our AC's to a comfortable level."

A science professor from the community college had some input, "These people obviously don't quite understand how the earth works. We don't have a thermostat for the worlds temperature. I understand what they're trying to get at and they are in the right place, but this is a little absurd."

The group didn't take kindly to the professor's words, but they haven't been deterred from their mission. They plan on turning the thermostat to "max cool" on Friday night at 10:41 PM as the 'Global Cooling' party commences.

"The only change they'll see is that of their electric bill, which by the way, also causes global warming and of course, is a waste of energy."

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