Thursday, January 31, 2008

Mosquitos are HIV positive - Military sought.

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HIV INFECTED MOSQUITOS ROAM FREE

A swarm of mosquitos carrying the HIV virus escaped a Long Beach holding facility yesterday. California has issued a state of emergency as the blood sucking insects roam the area.

Long Beach State University was doing a study on mosquitos, asking 12 HIV infected volunteers to give up a few free lunches to these flying creatures. The study was a success and scientists found that mosquitos aren't affected by the contaminated blood.

Dr. Gerald Johnson, spokesman for the programs tells us, "It's fascinating that these tiny insects can drink different infectious disease-ridden blood and live happy, healthy and fruitful lives."

The study was self funded by Dr. Johnson to see the effects of the mosquitos infected with the virus. "The results are absolutely phenomenal. I mean the study. The mosquitos escaping is another issue," said Johnson, with little worry.

After investigating the matter, we were told, "Someone left the door open and the mosquitos flew out."

The Governor has called military officials to intervene. Local bee keepers were also called. Ron Lewis, the owner of, Bee-O-Bee, a beehive extraction company, told us, "We're not dealing with bees. They're mosquitos. I don't know anything about mosquitos, but I picked up a book and plan on reading it tonight."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this is sick stuff. you need to join Brittany in the mental ward.